To the music of Teddy Bears’ Picnic, with apologies to Ron Moore, John Walter Bratton and Jimmy Kennedy. (You can hear the original Henry Hall/Val Rosing version (1932) in the Xbox 360 commercial “Water Balloons.”)
If all of this has happened before
And all will happen again
If all of this has happened before
Can they never be friends?
They still plot and kill and cry and curse
And the “sit rep” goes from bad to worse
’Cause that’s the way the humans and cylons picnic.
NB: I firmly believe that ideas conceived in the shower should not be held against one.